i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
