Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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