You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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