Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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