I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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