Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
There's even glitter on my cock...
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