brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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