I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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