i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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