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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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