Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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