Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
How's work?
Spinning.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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