I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
