Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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