We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
