He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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