i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
you never un-have a 4some
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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