A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Still dying that you shit outside
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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