yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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