i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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