I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
