i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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