Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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