it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I wish you could order shots online.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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