Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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