Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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