at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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