Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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