Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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