So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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