Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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