I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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