My brain says no but my pants say off.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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