Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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