I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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