There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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