Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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