I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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