Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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