Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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