found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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