I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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