I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I touched a dick in church today
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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