You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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