her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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