Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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