haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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