I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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