North Korea, Best Korea!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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