doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
he's single and there are thong briefs.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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