...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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