you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I love you. Go after that dick
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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