he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
