I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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