Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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